A white relationship of two hetero guys made in order to obtain a flat tax concession for homosexual couples

According to the “Hetero Spiegel” newspaper (following the journal “Homo Wohnung”), one of the major German heterosexuals, Martin Schreiner, will most probably marry sergeant Fritz Lederman. This relationship, being the so called white marriage, would open for them the possibility of using the flat tax concession to which, according to the decree of chancellor Gerhard Schroeder, only homosexual couples are entitled.
 
In an interview given to general Hans Freudke, the called in Lederman assured that all sexual contacts with Martin Schreiner would be limited to the absolute minimum, as it used to be in his previous marriage with lieutenant George von Hofen and earlier with platoon commander Friedrich Zaltzman and private Kathrina Meuller-Hofen. “Nothing but washing the back can actually be considered”, were his assuring words.
 
General Freudke did not hide his dissatisfaction with the situation. In spite of this, Lederman firmy rejected the “army flat tax concession” offered by the general in exchange for getting married to him. And the general’s assurance that his back never gets dirty didn’t really help.

 

 
     

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